assfacius

someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.

damn, jon is being an assfacius today

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

Assfro

insult, ugly

yo u look like an assfro

by Boughetto August 4, 2003

assparp

This is the deepest section of the colon, which is joined with the asspip, and combines with the assperp, and asspipe to release feces. Ex (from outer to inner): Asspipe, Assperp, Asspip, and then Assparp.

I tried to shit but it was all the way up in the 'parp and it wouldn't come out.

by PipPipePerpParp January 7, 2005

assfriend

someone whos friends face is an ass,

JAMES PEOPLES: yo yo fam, check out my friend
ADAM LEE: Lollermabs.. Look at his face, its an assfriend

by metalfist February 8, 2008

assnarc

A person who walks pigeon-toed and has experience with their left hand.

Marra is such an assnarc. Look at her walking down the hall with her god damn toes pointed in. What an assnarc.

by JimmyJuliani January 10, 2009

assface

a face that looks like an ass

the child has an assface because he is a loser

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

by 1bigreg December 1, 2011