bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

sucks many asses

when something is so horrendous that it not only sucks one ass, it sucks multiple asses.

The U.S. foreign policy, particularly under the current administration, sucks many asses.

by truck May 15, 2005

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders

Claiming someone was leaking cars without proof it was them. Bully's others for their work and shit talks everyone who isn't a pro 3d modeler. Harasses others with no punishment.

Toxic Assetto Corsa Modders: literally dont asociate yourself with modder 1 modder 2 and whatever the third fucks name is, modder 2 leaks stuff, and modder 1 and the other guy are just plain retards

by TU Hater January 5, 2020

assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

toxic assets

Paper purchases made by banks that turn out to have little or no real value.

AIG bank failed because they had 50 billion dollars worth of toxic assets

by f0rTyLeGz January 17, 2009

assertive

A euphemism. Commonly used by arrogant, aggressive and disrespectful people to put a positive spin on their behaviour.

Also used by normal folk to describe primitive beings who feel it necessary to crush or dominate everyone and everything around them.

Linda: I'm not being a bitch! I'm being assertive... I have every right to tell you what to do and how to live if I disagree with it...

Mike: Uhh... you're a biatch....
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Garry: That new manager's quite assertive...

Pat: Yep, quite assertive.... so assertive I want to go home and puke (spoken with delightful sarcasm)

by qorn48 July 14, 2011

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004