asshat

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names

Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!

by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola October 30, 2008

asshat

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.

Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"

by 13blackcats December 21, 2008

Asscatastrophe

n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.

Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.

by Assclown100 March 28, 2011

asshat

Someone with their head far up their ass from bending over too much. In other words, an anal sex addict. Usually the word is used as an insult.

Tommy's such an asshat.

by bonquiqui-latisha June 16, 2011

asshat

A true douchebag worse than an asshole probably the type of person to have a comb over

He parked I'm a handicapped parking spot what an asshat

by swegyoloz November 18, 2013

Asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. #Xaviermunrogreen

"You sir are an asshat!" "Wait, I'm no Xavier Green"

by Trevor. September 11, 2014