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Arkins Ass

Arkins Ass refers to the state of Arkansas. Before it was officially named "Arkansas" there was "old man Arkin" He had such a severe case of hemorrhoids that was contagious, that it became an epidemic. It was so epidemic that it became the name of a USA state. "Old man Arkin" was John Arkin in the early 1800's. So they wanted to call the state 'Arkins Ass" but that didn't work out real well. It then became "Arkansas" .
We came to the conclusion that Dave has Arkins Ass and needs to be treated.
by Bailmaninmo November 26, 2019
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Arkensaw

this is how the state Arkansas should be spelled. Its fucking ridiculous
Person 1 "Its spelled Arkensaw!"
Person 2 "actually its spelled Arkansas"
Person 3 "are you fucking stupid?"
by alex the word definer November 18, 2020
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Argyn

Argyn or Argun is a Turkic tribe, one of the six Kazakh tribes that make up the Middle Zhuz of the Kazakh people
The largest Kazakh genus is Argyn
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arwyn

a really really cute girl. she probably can't hold grudges and will never get too mad at anyone. don' t break her heart
by evansmith1342 February 11, 2022
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Arkansas Spear Tipping

pointed and sharp. Two tribesman in frog position warlike stances proceed to bounce n'fuck as their springing into action with their hind legs. One's dick is getting rammed up tight in the anus that it explodes with fiery burst of anal juices and white fluids, when the stream flows out the 2nd partner sprawls out with his mouth wide open chugging the waterfall of steamy turd-cum.
"blah dude take a look on top of those boulders those mountain hermits going at the Arkansas Spear Tipping I told you about."
"I think we can try that"

"Bro... you're totally right"
by Danger There Is Slang February 15, 2022
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Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”
by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022
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Arkansas Merry-go-round

When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
Dang! Tina gave old boy an Arkansas Merry-go-round after the 4H show at the fair grounds!
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
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