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Alphabet privelege

When someone gains an advantage due to their name's position in the alphabet such as being graded earlier or called later for something they don't want to do
I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?
by synthqueen555 May 4, 2024
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Alphabetting

A thought experiment on the human reaction to being sent each letter of the alphabet individually with or without punctuation
Alphabetting:

1st message: A!
2nd message: B!
3rd message C!
by Wildethoughts October 9, 2021
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Alphabet Yakuza

Gae person: "Oh yeah i'm part of the Alphabet Mafia"
even cooler Gae person: "You mean the Alphabet Yakuza, right?"
by simonsimon21 May 13, 2021
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alphabetical organic

Assorted wacky 'n' wonderful "A to Z" words relating to da "naturally created" topic:
boarganic: Naturally raised "bacon on da hoof".
boreganic: What da "back to da land" spiel of a "health-food hippie" often is.
Coorganic: Da "pure and natural" way to get drunk.
coreganic: What's left after you finish munching a wild apple.
doorganic: Da hinged front entrance to a health-foods store.
foreganic: A "viva le Woodstock" dude playing golf.
fourganic: A hippie-farmer quartet.
goreganic: "No artificial substances were used in da making of this horror flick." (It may include one or more "inconvenient truths", however.)
hoarganic: Pale-gray pigment made from natural substances.
loreganic: Grampa telling about da "good ol' days" on da family farm.
moreganic: Additional bean-sprouts and tofu.
noirganic: Variant of Definition "G" above.
norganic: It isn't naturally gown, either.
oarganic: Where you ate a whole-foods meal before rowing a boat.
Additional examples of "alphabetical organic" include:
poorganic: Not so rich as da chemical-fertilizer-using neighboring farm, but having a 100% clear conscience when you market your garden-produce.
poreganic: Healthily-unclogged skin-vents from avoiding artificial food-ingredients.
pourganic: Da "plain white yogurt" dat's tipped out from da "hand-thrown pottery jar" by da infamous "closet junk-food junkie" in Larry Groce's classic song.
roarganic: A non-domesticated lion.
soarganic: What those delightful fluffy li'l ol' songbirds do after happily pecking up their fill of naturally-raised seeds at your backyard feeder.
soreganic: How a hippie-farmer feels after laboriously tending his naturally-fertilized rows all day.
toreganic: Ripped by hand instead of with a machine.
tourganic: Where a hippie shows you around his spread.
woreganic: Only donning natural-fiber duds.
yoreganic: "'Way back in da back-to-da-land movement" tales, as described in Definition "L" above.
yourganic: Natural stuff dat belongs to you.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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alphabet

The characters of a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z in numbered order.
by sus1329 May 8, 2022
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Alphabet Mafia

The alphabet mafia is an interational asian gang of mostly people in their teenage years, they are very closed off about it, not having a gang color.

The term has recently been changed to be a name for LGBTQ+ aswell.
"Hey have you heard? Alphabet mafia got someone last night."
by Marisie May 17, 2021
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Alphabet Soup

The endless letters behind the name of an academic that indicate certifications or higher degrees. John Doe, MD, FAACS, Ph.D., MS, CNN, CCTC, BM, WAP.........
Dude, I"m finishing up this research paper we cowrote. I need your alphabet soup for the citation.
by Mimsy2000 August 8, 2023
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