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Dirty Fat Albert

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"
"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"
by gaurd565 February 15, 2015
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The Albatross

An encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. She does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man's penis into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her vagina/anus/both, and her mouth. The awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.
"Man this seems like a sausage fest here"
"Let's call up Ashley and she can do the Albatross."
by Count Thugula September 11, 2011
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Albert Leonard Middle School

Albert Leonard is a cool ass school. Mad bitches with fat asses 🍑 and big Tittes. Mad rich white kids , black kids , mixed kids , and Hispanics . There’s always fights, people always skipping class, smoking in the locker room and at lunch💀. This school be litt asf. We way better than dirty ass isaac they school a bunch of Treeshes🤣!
Only Albert Leonard Middle School kids got money
Why all the cute bitches in Albert Leonard Middle School bro
by Coolkidsonlygg March 12, 2019
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Alberta

A place where everyone fucks you over.... and nothing goes your way... People say that the Alberta economy "used" to be good... that's because of the high turn over that results from all the wrongful dismissals/terminations by Alberta employers...

Calgary - Perfect place to die of a fentanyl overdose, get pegged with bullshit tickets by corrupt cops, get wrongfully dismissed from your job, get legally robbed in court by your ex wife or partner, or commit suicide cause Calgary, and pretty much all of Alberta, has absolutely fucking nothing going on in this dead ass hick town. Its a city for name's sake. Don't even try to bring up the Stampede cause that gets old real fast. Oh and forget about finding a good girlfriend to date here unless u driving high roller truck, and work in fort mac or on the Riggs. Cause that's exactly what the Albertan girls are all about. Its the Texas of Canada and basically, a frozen hell hole 8 months out of the year, and now that its economy is in the gutter, there is absolutely no reason to even live here. If ur really brave, try going north and live in Edmonton, which is practically a reserve. I wasted 20 years in this godforsaken hell hole. I hate you Alberta ! If you wanna move here, DON'T! unless you want to be miserable, and if you live here, MOVE!
In Calgary, Alberta, I worked for many companies, and when they let me go without cause, they didn't give me the money they owed me, so I had to sue. When I told people after it happened more than once, I was told this is normal in Alberta.

In Alberta, there is nothing to do, unless you're into drugs and alcohol, hence all the suicides, crime and overdoses.

I was driving through Alberta, and a cop pulled me over and gave me tickets for no reason. I was told he had to meet his "quota".

I parked my car in Edmonton, Alberta, for under a minute and when I returned, I found a ticket on my car. That's good old Alberta for you.

The girl to guy ratio is grossly disproportionate in Alberta, where guys greatly outnumber girls. This means that the ugliest chicks (like i'm talking swamp donkeys and sea monkeys) can afford to act choosy with guys.
by yuwannaknomynamefu August 12, 2018
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Albert <3

the most amazing boy in the world. everything i really need <3
by iluhyew June 13, 2009
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albert

a hot sexy dude a little overwight
that kinda fat guy must be a albert because he looks sexy
by 3 guys at a table November 28, 2009
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Albert

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.
hello im albert will you hold my dick for me so i can pee.
by albetheking January 17, 2009
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