A disorder that a person is born with, which isn't contageous. If you have it, you're born with a lack of pigment (skin and hair color) and most of the time, legal blindness. A person with albinism is commonly called an "albino" even though it is considered politically incorrect. I'm albino, and I find it fine, stupid people don't want to admit who they are.
Person:"You're whiter than that dude powder from that movie, powder!" Me:"Um, yeah, I have albinism."
by Sincerity April 16, 2005
Get the albinism mug.
The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
by NewMex November 2, 2010
Get the Albuquerque Handjob mug.A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".
by UrbanMonkeyLA February 4, 2010
Get the Albert mug.one who indeed carries the potential to become the true vanilla thrilla. an individual lacking of skin pigment who juggles hustlin' and ballin' at the same time.
by stever November 26, 2004
Get the albino thunder mug.A spanish activist in the early 1900's who loved the game of baseball. He fled his home country of Spain once leaders King and Queen Albero outlawed the sport that he loved. He landed on the Floridean coast over 100 years later in 2010 where he found a high school baseball team from New York, "Los Foxes." The young Albero was foreign to Los Foxes, but they soon warmed up to the upbeat, and Albero-esque attitude. Albero became a legend during his time on Los Foxes. He is now known as the greatest bench-player, ever known, ever seen. Albero...forever.
by Crowmelo May 13, 2010
Get the Albero mug.Albena is a name that means strength and girl power. The people with this name are very cute, love smiling, beautiful and loved😍
by Bby28 January 7, 2018
Get the albena mug.