I bought an AK cupid pendant at the farmer's market today and tried looking it up on urban dictionary, nothing showed up so I had to define it myself.
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Get the Ak-ing mug.What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.
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Get the AK 69 mug.This is a sexual act. The male partner snorts a line of onion powder inducing a violent sneezing attack. He then places his nose and mouth over the female partners cooter. And acts like the woman’s vibrator.
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