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absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish
absolute gibberish by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022

Absolute botatron 

If you call someone an absolute botatron it means that the are too good to be true and are an absolutely a class person to be around.
Absolute botatron by Lethal con October 21, 2022

absolute gronk 

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis
absolute gronk by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Absolute Monarchy 

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.
Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.

absolute melon 

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

absolute dogwater 

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming
absolute dogwater by Skoonify October 1, 2023