Absolute Beta Male

Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.

See also: Beta Soy Boy

Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.

by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019

Absofacto

Singer/songwriter who’s an absolute legend, G.O.A.T!

“What are you listening to?”

“Absofacto.”

“Who’s a aBsO-fAcTo?”
“An underrated lyrical genius, that’s who.”

by MaidieMae October 17, 2019

Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Better Than Cola, Mostly Used By Gopniks, Slavs And The Slav King Life Of Boris.

Vadim Blyat! He Stole All Of My Absolut Vodka!

by Annatoli December 5, 2019

Absoloot

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka

Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"

by raujero December 20, 2019

Abscond

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

by Demonicos March 16, 2020

absolute pussy

John michael

John michael is an absolute pussy, he didnt even wanna throw hands

by Poopy pants69420 May 6, 2020

Absofuckinglutely

Defining with emphasis a absolute fact or truth in cheerful agreement. ;-)_,"

Your absofuckinglutely right.

by Drew ;-)_," July 4, 2020