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advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.
"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019
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Adult Swim

When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.
(Group of friends/couples in pool)

Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.

(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)

Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!
by The Cape May Creepers January 14, 2018
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Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.
Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that
by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017
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Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected
Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult
by YankeePankee October 25, 2020
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Play adult

A slang term for a legal adult ages 18-20 they legally cannot do anything
At age 18 your really a play adult
by 459395 April 15, 2023
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Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.
by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023
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Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.
Mario is an absolute adulting degenerate, I can’t believe he finished that huge essay after we all partied until 3am.
by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023
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