Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

When you become so bored you type in an example of mug definition examples in the ud store.

Idiot: hey, ima type Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up because im bored as fuck
Random person: oh fuck

by fuckshit7j7 April 10, 2022

ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus

Grouping all the STDs in one word. Gandaria,Herpes,Siffilis,Genatale Warts,Aids,Hepatitus

That Bitch Gave me "Ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus"

by Josh Pope January 18, 2007

stay outta my kool aid

Stay away from my girl. Came from a movie quote, but I can't remember the movie.

dude: "Damn, Trish is hott!"<BR>
Trish's man: "Stay outta my kool aid!"

by TechnoLust April 1, 2005

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

salty kool aid

Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag, have hot passionate wild monkey sex with her, make sure you're coated nicely with her female kool-aid juice. Afterwards, before washing off, let her give you head, adding a little saltiness to her kool-aid for a groovy taste.

My girlfriend came over for some salty kool aid.

by 216-Spyral September 22, 2006

Semantic Band-Aid

All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.

Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.

by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009

stir the kool-aid

When you bang a chick on her period.

My girl said she won't put out because she is on the rag. I told her to let me stir the kool-aid.

by sdguero December 8, 2007