T-Pose

The position only the weird unlikable kids do. If you see anybody With their arms up in the shape of a T... NO NOT TALK TO THEM!!! THEY THINK THEY'RE FUNNY BUT ALL THEY DO IS WASTE THEIR LIFE ON THE INTERNET, TAKE A 5 YEAR OLD POST THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY AND THINK THAT IT WOULD MAKE OTHERS LAUGH, BUT IT ONLY AWKWARDLY DISTANCES THEMSELVES FROM NEUROTYPICALS! I feel contempt for these people, they are part of the "band kid" stereotype category

"hurr durr, t-pose, look im t-posing omg im soo funny" "God you're so cringe that joke died off in 2016!"

by Pseudonym the platypus July 19, 2023

The Pose

"The Pose", also commonly written as "... in the pose", refers to the visual depiction of an attractive female who is posed in such a way that she is lying on her belly, her legs standing in the air, while the soles of her (usually) bare feet are exposed to the viewer.

This makes the details of her bare feet well visible, and allows the viewer to view her naked soles, toes, heels etc., which can cause sexual arousal, especially among foot fetishists.

While this sexual arousal is generally elicited on the viewer´s side, lying "in the pose" can also cause enjoyment on the active side. In fact, women may show off "the pose" on purpose to feel more desirable, and attract male attention.

I found a picture of Victoria Justice in the pose, and it was a delight!

by AristotleDisciple July 27, 2023

Unholy Creature Pose

A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.

Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.

Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now

by Scratchykit August 21, 2023

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

Jou pose

When you shit your pants in south africa

Jou pose I fucking shat my pants

by Aleco Van Wyk March 19, 2021

pose

To hide something.

"go and pose these sweets"

by d o gg March 20, 2021

bitches pose

the bitches pose is when you hold up your pointer finger, your ring finger and pinky finger it means you pull many bitches (10 - 14 bitches to be exact)

when you take a photo and you have many bitches hold up the bitches pose

by hollylover14 July 12, 2022