Teen Wolf

When the guys has a broad who is not putting out, you cum on her face and then cut your pubes and sprinkle them on the jizz, leaving her as a teen wolf.

Yea that ho wasn't doing shit, so I teen wolfed that cunt.

by AustinKnepp December 14, 2007

f-teen

The age at which a young lady(a teenager) is considered a 'viable' conquest by a grown man.

"Hey, Adam, how old is that younger sister of yours?"

"She's not f-teen yet mo-fo, so stay the fuck away from her."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... you thought that girl with her learners permit was f-teen. Isn't your sister almost out of high school?"

"Yeah... go ahead and mac down on her..."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Teen Vogue

A magazine that has gone completely downhill. The website is still amazing with its forum full of fantastic people, known as Teen Voguers.

Teen Vogue forums rule!
Teen Vogue magazine could stand some work though.

by vanillla April 22, 2008

redneck teen

a 13-19 year old most likely a farmboy. wears flannels, wife beaters, boots, jeans/work pants. owns guns lives in eastern region.

that damn redneck teen kept me upall night shooting that double barrel

by bill kilroy February 20, 2011

teen angst

Bullshit term coined by those who don't know the effects and feelings brought on by depression. While there ARE those who don't know the full effects and are, in fact, just whiny, the term teen angst is highly offensive to those who are in fact depressed, clinically or not, and the dumbasses who apply the term to general teen culture ought to spend one week in the shoes of those who they criticize.

1: Blogs are for whiners. It's just teen angst.
2: And guess what! Nobody cares what you think, jackass.

by KiwiKittyBoy July 11, 2004

teen cum

teen cum is the cumgasm, a sweet/salty and tasty fluid, that a teenage boy squirts out his dick past his tits when he blows his load as he jacks himself off.

I eat my teen cum after I jack off!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

grunge teen

The coolest kids: they wear 90's clothing and listen to bands like Nirvana. Doc Martens are popular among these individuals.

"Look at those Grunge teens over there, I wish I was that cool."

by Part-time cool kid April 17, 2015