Dookie Paradise

An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.

Todd: Did you hear that Rob gave Jim a dookie paradise.

Steven: Ahhh shit that's nasty.

by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019

Reverse dookie

When your taking a dookie, and you turn out to be constipated you pick up a plunger and plunge it out so the dookie will come.

I was constipated and I had no miralax, so I had to do a quick reverse dookie!

by BigSchmeatAdam October 24, 2019

Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.

Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.

by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007

dookie crisp

Dookie Crisp is a foul & rotten smelling fart or in other words it is when a person cracks a stinky bean.

Oh shit, it smells like "Dookie Crisp"in here.

by DabombBiaaaach December 24, 2021

Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.

"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."

by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008

Dookie Bitch

a dookey bitch is someone who poops in there pants, usually in public places

Tom:Where is Kevin?
Jack: Oh, he is a dookie bitch so i kicked him out of the party.

by coolhatsguy! November 13, 2009

dookie diggin

Someone always tryin to dig up in your ass when your not lookin or talk you into letting them play with your ass

Silvia: " open ass hole!"
Lillian: "Dang silvia! Why you always gotta be dookie diggin!

by silvia hillbilla August 6, 2014