by TP August 29, 2003
Get the douchemug. 1. A bottle that boys want girls to shove in their vagina to make it clean. Can they not just wash it? Jeez..
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
2. a jerk, one who only thinks of themselves and sex.
1. Girl: You want me to what?
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
Boy: Douche.
Girl: ..why?
Boy: I.. I dont know. your vagina is very unpleasant and dirty.
2. John, you're a fucking douche for hiring a hooker while your girlfriend was otu of town.
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006
Get the douchemug. A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.
Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.
Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.
Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.
Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.
Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.
Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
by Boppity November 21, 2009
Get the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douchemug. insult/compliment; someone that has accomplished something amazing. sometimes used during a moment of jealousy.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the back flip John did in the gymnasium?
Guy 2: Yeah, freakin' amazing!!!!
Guy 1: I know right!?!?! He is such a douche!
Guy 2: Yeah, freakin' amazing!!!!
Guy 1: I know right!?!?! He is such a douche!
by CapoNaples March 27, 2007
Get the douchemug. by Kondizzlet the third August 5, 2008
Get the douchemug. by hot_mama February 28, 2017
Get the douchemug. One who is a douche.
A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
Nam Nguyen, is a douche because he acts like a douche.
Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.
Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.
by Hate Douches. May 27, 2009
Get the Douchemug.