Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 9, 2015

CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

Pie crust

a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.

Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

titty crust

When dried up milk,dirt,or other debris is stuck to the woman's nipples informs a nasty crust

Billy put Rebecca's nipple in his mouth and got a mouth full of titty crust

by Coochie cutta April 14, 2016

Crust Halo

The rings of crust that emerge on a dildo/vibrator after several uses and not keeping it clean.

"I went round to Becky's last night and found her rabbit. It was covered in Crust Halos"

by Kewgs August 17, 2016