Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.

Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever

by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019

Smoke Break

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.

Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.

by DoYouAgree? August 26, 2017

Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(

by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009

piss break

When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.

Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?

Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.

by DatDude34 September 15, 2013

tax break

Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."

middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"

by captain vinland February 21, 2009

break off

1. To kill.
2. To have sex with.

I breaks 'em off, but I ain't speakin' about between the thighs
I'm speaking about cockin' a gage right between your eyes
-Dr. Dre, A Nigga Witta Gun

Also "break 'em off some", "break 'em off something".

by Anne D June 29, 2005

break off

To give someone an orgasm. Usually to a female. Not exclusive to only intercourse, but also orally or by any other means, depending on how tight your game is.

Break off..."I don't mind breakin her off cause she aint with the drama" -plies in shawty

by The Ace of Hearts October 31, 2007