Some limp-dick asshole who thinks he's cool when rly he's a dickhead who does nothing but try an put people down and deprive them of their confidence.
Lewis who's that guy picking on Colin?
Matt his name is Tom and ya know what, I've fucking had it with that asshole!
Matt his name is Tom and ya know what, I've fucking had it with that asshole!
by GhostOwl July 26, 2011
Get the Tommug. The most amazing boy you will ever meet, funny, clever, sensitive and just all-round amazing. Tom is sensible and cute, any girl would be lucky to have him. The ocean be jealous of the blue of his eyes, the sun of his golden heart, a rainbow of his colourful soul. He is the strong black cup of coffee in a world drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love. Toms are recommended for people called: Alexa, Lex or Lexi.
by Lex Sorrows March 12, 2017
Get the Tommug. The type of guy who is a typical white guy and is the best boyfriend you can ask for.He also hangs out in the hood and hangs around a load of chicks.
'Tom is the best boyfriend ever!'
by RealDaddy978 November 8, 2016
Get the Tommug. a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). tom's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)
by iiknow everything June 24, 2009
Get the tommug. Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
by The Anonymouse October 15, 2008
Get the Tommug. Tom is the opposite of George. It means bad, or is said when someone says something bad, or something a person(s) doesn't like.
Old Slang
Old Slang
Girlfriend: "Hey, that shirts real Tom."
Boyfriend: "You think so?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, that other shirt though, that was real George."
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Guy 1: "Hey man, that album's real Tom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I agree."
Boyfriend: "You think so?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, that other shirt though, that was real George."
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Guy 1: "Hey man, that album's real Tom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I agree."
by The Thang February 25, 2011
Get the Tommug. 