Lakewood Ranch

a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.

Lakewood Ranch scored a 0/100 on Walkscore.com.

by Suburbwrecker March 7, 2022

ranch head

An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)

“Ew. Look at that fucking ranch head over there. They put ranch on literally everything~”

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

Butt Ranch

Butt ranch is what happens when, after anal sex, the male cums in the asshole and the drippage is speckled with poo particles.

When the butt ranch is so creamy, you could dip a fry in it.

by Anal_Queen_690 July 24, 2018

ranch thief

while the male is achieving he orgasm, after oral sex from a female, another female appears and punches the first female in the face in order to swallow the males remnants.

Chelsea was a ranch thief to Lisa.

by Egrafenberg June 17, 2009

ram ranch

a bunch of dudes having sex

they're having a ram ranch over there

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Foothill Ranch

Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.

Harold: Where do you live?
Oswald: Ugh. Foothill Ranch.

by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

stud ranch

The residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on ALL women. He goes out most Saturday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. After this he retires to his 'Stud Ranch', generally with a different woman by his side each week. Often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. Often referred to as Moller or Bulla, he is the object of EVERY woman's desire, as is his Ranch.

She couldn't resist the offer to go back to the 'Stud Ranch', and it's a long taxi ride to Slacks Creek.

Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.

by shield July 31, 2008