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Twat

1.A certain person more than likely female that is idiotic, stupid and likes to make no sense when arguing. Also likes to mumble words that resemble the sounds of a girl talking with a dick in her mouth.
2. Retarded, cunt-like, Cock eating, nigger lover.
1.Get me some jelly Twat!
2.Twat is Miri, Kayla, Elyse.
by The girl master September 25, 2007
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twat

a woman's va-jay jay
rebecca is a twat :)
by spratacularone September 23, 2007
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twat

Womans Vagina
Insult
Pregnant Fish
Did you see her twat?!
You TWAT!
by DonnyL4d January 7, 2007
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twat

Someone who tweets too much on twitter.
She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day!
by teemc53 February 24, 2011
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twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013
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Twat

Get your twat out of my face, Boston Bruins Fans!!
by Ghastly Tea June 3, 2010
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twatted

1. The completed act of sending a message on Twitter, a social network. Sometimes referred to as tweet, tweeting, tweeted, or twit.

2. The verb tense of the tweeting occurring in the past of the current moment.

3. In reference to tweets that should have been accomplished.
1. Okay guys, I just twatted everybody the invite.

2. Yesterday we twatted 500 followers.

3. Have you twatted everybody about ladies night yet?
by zdh March 26, 2010
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