cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

by bobned October 17, 2014

Pink salmon

When a man medically becomes a women. This is done by a medical doctor turning the penis into a vagina.

Bobbies pink salmon came out really nice. “Ricky really liked being inside bobbies pink salmon”.

by Thanksgiving sandwich May 30, 2021

Sad Salmon

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.

Ur mom sad salmon

by Rathew91 September 18, 2018

Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

LOG SALMON

A big brown turd; a piece of shit

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)

by jaacee August 16, 2006

Salmon Berry

Vaginal ejaculation. That is, white stuff coming from a woman's vagina, pre- during- or post- sex

Ryan loves a salmon berry

by He's the boxman August 17, 2006