The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
by krojas0 May 6, 2012
Get the Bewilder-stalkedmug. When some one looks though previous posts comments on any social media and likes or comments on them. Comment stalking is similar woth comment sections
by Domclems November 30, 2017
Get the Comment stalkingmug. When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.
Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.
by str__fckr November 30, 2019
Get the Chronologically Stalkingmug. by Evil Dubz November 14, 2010
Get the bro stalkmug. The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".
Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
by dartmouth slang March 10, 2009
Get the Stalk Boxmug. A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
by tone everlast January 11, 2010
Get the facebook stalkingmug. (v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning
Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"
Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."
Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"
Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."
Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."
Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"
Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."
by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009
Get the Show Stalkingmug.