cream cruisin

When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.

"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"

by BlackPantherPoonSlayer September 5, 2016

Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.

Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.

by dahcmo September 4, 2016

cream nutts

When you wip cream your nutts, and have the lady or man( if you're into that thing) come and lick all up.

Hey baby I have some cream nutts for you.

by gloved3 August 24, 2016

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.

by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

Strawberries n cream

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.

There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

by LilNutPeanut January 20, 2018

Crevasse cream

Crevasse cream is the thick film that builds up in the crevasse around your genitals and your legs

That bitches crevasse cream is so thick it's gotta be churned

by Grimmi January 20, 2018