Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 25, 2017

Duck

D.U.C.K
Dumb Usually Childish Kid

Jimmys a fucking duck. He’s so childish.

by jesusbaph777 July 28, 2021

Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick

Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick

by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023

duck

verb (used with object), duck·ed, duck·ing.

to escape from by trickery or cleverness:
to duck one's pursuers.

to get around by trickery:
to duck the rules.

to avoid doing or fulfilling:
to duck an obligation.

to avoid answering directly:
to duck a question.

derived from the practice of lowering ones stature (that is, to duck) in order to evade a punch or strike

I've been trying to catch him after school but he keeps ducking me

by The Black Ranger April 18, 2020

duck truffle

When you shove a hoisin duck wrap from Tescos meal deal section up your partner

I’m going round Josie’s tonight gonna duck truffle her!

by Nimsat🍑🍆👅🔥💦 January 16, 2025

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017