We all know what junk food is. And we know what happens to us when we make a steady diet of it. Junk sex is like junk food – not bad enough to avoid, but definitely not good enough to make a steady diet of. The effects of junk sex include outbreaks of unhealthy relationships and a malnourished emotional life, and self-destructive behavior like spending waaaay too much time at the gym. In addition to physical symptoms such as irritability, pain, and sexually-transmitted diseases. Junk sex, particularly media-induced junk sex, leads to a vicious cycle of empty sexual encounters and soul-sucking loneliness, and the obsessive preoccupation with our skin. No hard-and-fast definition (pardon the pun) can nail down the exact occurrence of junk sex, but it is very real and each person must define it for themselves.
I hooked up with this really hot, funny guy last night but it ended up being junk sex -- I didn't even come, but he sure did -- loud enough to wake the neighbors!
by Julie_College January 19, 2008
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Oh.. i had some great hair sex last night with this one chick.. it was awesome. her hair was so silky it made me cum so fast.. I had sex with her hair all night!
by RadsAds January 8, 2009
Get the hair sex mug.PUKE SEX is just a term refering to sex between two people that most likely have been drinking alcohol (beer/wine/anything) to the point that they are acticing really skanky and dirty, maybe they have puked once already that night. these two people hook up and have sex. this gross, drunk, regretable sex is called "puke sex".
PUKE SEX is a term for the sex that is had by the two drunkest people at the party. sloppy, no love involved, maybe some puke breath, puke on the bed, or puking during the act of sex...and continuing on.
PUKE SEX is a term for the sex that is had by the two drunkest people at the party. sloppy, no love involved, maybe some puke breath, puke on the bed, or puking during the act of sex...and continuing on.
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