Retardism

A religion much like Buddism, however, where Buddism practices sitting very still to meditate, Retardism practices sitting very still so not to hurt themselves. To be a retardist takes an unfathomable amount of devotion and is reserved for the utmost idiotic.

"I've honestly never seen someone with such a lack of common sense"

"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"

by Mangek August 15, 2022

Retard

A medical word for “mentally ill” that has caused several fights and one known school shooting.

Karen: how is he?
Doctor: well, after our examination, I’m afraid he tested as retarded.
Karen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Doctor: he tested as mentally ill, or retarded.
Karen 2.0: YOU DARE CALL A HELPLESS LITTLE BOY THAT WORD? I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!!!

by InjuredPotato January 13, 2020

Retarded

The word retarded or retard is a politically incorrect word that middle schoolers use too much because they think it’s hip and they think it’s a synonym for stupid, but nah, don’t use this word because it’s annoying and not to be that kid who gets butthurt over everything but it shouldn’t really be used by perfectly capable people 🤷🏼 ♀️

Jarred: OMG JEFF YOURE SO FUCKING RETARDED !

Jeff: you can’t use the word retarded

Jarred: ...

by Thatsavegan June 30, 2018

Retard

Retard can only be said by people who are actually disabled/ have a disability.

Girl 1: She's so retarded omds
Girl 2: Omg, you can't say that, not unless you actually have a disability

by Barkely123 July 4, 2020

Retard

Donald Trump

Smart guy 1. Don't You hate that retard.

Smart guy2. Yes.
Donald Trump. Hello.
Both smart guys. Get out of her retard!
Donald Trump. 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪

by Dylan Minor November 20, 2018

Retard

Urban dictionary editors coz they ain’t wanted to publish my shid😡

Hey editors you’re retarded

Twin you’re a retard

by Cumbucketyeet January 29, 2019

retarded

way back in the day the word retarded was considered proper terminology when referring to people with mental disabilities nowadays the word retarded or retard is used as a hurtful slurs against people who have mental disabilities

john has autism he is sitting in the cafeteria at school with his friend susie while eating lunch together a mean bully comes walking up to their table and says to susie your friend is retarded to which susie replies how mean of you my friend is autistic he is not retarded

by Backstroke swimmer 24 November 7, 2022