caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

Hitler was right-handed

A phrase which makes Jews get butthurt.

A poll of 6 million people found that most people believe Hitler was right-handed.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

putty in sb's hand

to be easily controlled by someone!

she's like putty in your hands.(putty in sb's hands.)

by Angel0987654321 July 21, 2018

Right-Hand Chicken

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)

Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."

by GrandhinabUffeT2014 November 25, 2013

russian hand squeeze

The act of jacking off with russian dressing.

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

by This is Manfield January 23, 2011