eyelid drop

During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.

Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes
Woman: What is it?
*SPLURT*
Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!
Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*

eyelid drop by Pia Ashley and Theo August 23, 2005

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eye patch

An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.

When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

What what in the butt? Eye patch!

eye patch by SusieB March 10, 2011

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bird's eye boob

when you are walking on a higher level than a girl (eg; when she is sitting down or you look out from a freeway overpass) and she is wearing a dress and you can see her naked boobs from your angle.

"Hey! Check it out! Look at that chick below the bridge!"
"Wow! We've got a bird's eye boob!"

bird's eye boob by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009