Browning's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.

Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter

Example of Browning's Law

Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!

by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015

Brown Starburst

anal fisting

"We were so in love, the next logical step in our love making was a brown starburst"

by Dmd March 30, 2015

brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

by albert18 May 19, 2015

gash browns

when a woman wipes from back to front

always front to back, don't want to be giving yourself gash browns

by impendin July 1, 2015

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Brown bag

Poop on own balls

I had massive diarrhea and my scrotum got brown bagged

by 2 jens 1 cup September 14, 2015

Brown hippies

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015