Lowercase T-Pose

When a person under 5’6 attempts to assert dominance with a T-Pose.

Short person: *t-poses*

Tall person: *t-poses above short person* Your lowercase t-pose is not affective here.

by BigTiddyGothGirlfriend November 1, 2018

T-shirt Effect

The effect of making a t-shirt seem more purchasable by putting it on a young attractive woman with breasts that are to big for the t-shirt.

The t-shirt tends to be worn by women, but can sometimes be worn by muscular men wearing a t-shirt to small to make him look stronger.

As a man this effect makes us think we could look like the man wearing the t-shirt or maybe that the woman wearing the t-shirt or that of similar attractiveness will find us funny or attractive.

Unfortunately the reality is these corny t-shirts that look good on the models will not make you look bulky or get you pretty woman.

John- I just ordered that t-shirt from NOISE BOT it was advertised on urban dictionary !

Jack- Ahh you idiot you got totally taken in by the T-shirt Effect

by straightforward September 27, 2009

T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

by Jaycobjns August 15, 2017

T-totaled

Adj. To crash ones car while entirely sober

Oh man, I just T-Totaled my dads car, He's never gonna belive I wasn't drink driving.

by Johnny Thundersticks January 23, 2008

T-Meal

a meal that forms a 't' (a perpendicular intersection of lines)

by ai'thang boy April 16, 2006

d/n/t

Acronym for "Do Never Test". An assertion of superiority, power, or complete ownage. Usually used at the beginning or end of a sentence.

D/N/T the plucky little Canucks

by pozole October 6, 2004

T Shirt Time

Term used by the cast of "MTV's Jersey Shore" or MVP: Mike Vinny Pauly. T-Shirt Time is when you're sitting in the living room in your white beater or any colored tank top before actually putting on your shirt. In other words... "It's the shirt before the shirt."

"You know what time it is, it's t shirt time."

by D-Evil man October 19, 2010