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Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).
Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.
by H4hE3 March 26, 2023
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Pineapple Hairs

the green stems at the top of a pineapple~~ (idea from Anix on YouTube, he wanted it in the dictionary)
“this pineapple hairs are so long!”
by Bob the Builder :p June 16, 2020
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hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.
I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star
Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair
by marktween May 10, 2015
mugGet the sitcom hairmug.

Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE
peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING
mugGet the Hair boozemug.

Icicle hair

Adolescent slang for 'freezer burn'
Mommy the fruit in the back of the freezer has icicle hair
by JosieGal September 15, 2021
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pineapple hairs

is the green part of a pineapple. -for anix ;)
my favorite part of a pineapple is the pineapple hairs.
by seven_ June 16, 2020
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