the sigma you wish to be

This obviously referring to the one known as "the j".

A lot of people mistake it for j, but it is actually THE j

"oh hey handsome" wiggles butt cutely
"sorry, but i am the sigma you wish to be"

by kkinquestion March 26, 2025

Joshua the wiseman

Joshua the wiseman - a stupid boy whos dad is always geeked with a dog called snoopy who has down syndrome

Look at joshua the wiseman what a prat

by Snoopy the goat April 6, 2025

A Jews wish

As in a pish (to urinate)

“I’m going for a Jews wish”

by L4ll4n206l May 28, 2025

Firefighter's Wish

Catching someone on fire and then ejaculating on them to put it out.

Rick Dick Wick gave me a Firefighter's Wish last night. It was SO painful yet enpowering.

by BouncyBunnies March 9, 2026

Firefighter's Wish

You light someone on fire and ejaculate on them to put it out.

Last night, Johnny gave me a firefighter's wish. I feel so much better now.

by BouncyBunnies March 9, 2026

None The Wiser

The close relative of Nostradamus The Wise, only Wiser.

Fabled to have been his cousin (or even Solomon The Wise’s cousin), None The Wiser was of far superior intellect above and beyond that of his peers. (Some say he predicted the Big Bang before it ever happened)

Sally: “So you’ve met Nostradamus The Wise?”
Bob: “Of course! Who hasn’t?”
Sally: “Alright, but have you met his cousin, None The Wiser?”

by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026

.µ.I Wish You The Best.µ.

.µ.I Wish You The Best.µ.

.µ.I Wish You The Best.µ.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025