Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.

Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

Vagina spiders

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina

Yo, that bitch has Vagina spiders!!!

by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023

vagina smoke

When you're not man enough to smoke a real cigarette, choosing instead a Strawberry & Melon e-Cig.

Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?

by MrChatz January 19, 2017

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.

Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!

by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017

kie vagina

When you blow his trumpet so he invites you to his house so you can look at his cousins vagina

I was happy in band camp until kie invited me for a kie vagina

by Dirty Michelle June 13, 2022