Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021

dad

what you dont have

"Hey man where your dad"

by Boowomp December 8, 2022

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020

Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020