DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen

Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie

by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019

Dad

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

by not chris's dad January 19, 2022

ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure

random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying

by Sadly_f September 21, 2021

Ur dad

Meaning:

Your dad is more of a comeback when you don’t know what to say, similar to; “Your mom.” Sometimes, it can be used inappropriately.

Person: I had pasta for dinner
You: I had ur dad for dinner

Person: I slept with my dog yesterday
You: I slept with ur dad yesterday

by genloriaa February 11, 2022

Dad

My closest family member and will never disappear to get milk

I love my dad:)

by Jihan410 April 11, 2024

Dad

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 15, 2019