Michael: I’m gonna drink the sharpie Sauce!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!
by richislit September 15, 2019
Michael: I’m gonna drink the sharpie Sauce!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!
by richislit September 15, 2019
When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 16, 2017
by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023
Person 1: Honey, pass me the lettuce sauce.
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?
by TheLooseMoose March 02, 2016
by Grrerer February 17, 2020
When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024