Term coined by comedian Blaine P.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
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