Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

Grumble Porn

a combination of the sickest, most disgusting porn

an example of grumble porn is:
a still born male siamese horse with it's head up with mother's arse being shat on, with a male old midget bum fucking it whilst spank the horse with a whip

"Haha, Jack's into Grumble Porn!"

by Dan July 13, 2003

vape porn

Vapeporn
Vape porn is the act of showing your personalised electronic cigarette to the vaping community so that it can be appreciated. It is in no way smut or vulgar and is often done by publishing photos on the internet.

Show us your Vape Porn! Thats a real sweet Jedy Mod you have got there!

electro-sigarette.com/blog/other-ecigarette-news/vapeporn/

by Ecigaretteninja November 21, 2013

shit-porn

1) Pornography containing fecal matter.
2) Offensive word that originated in Granite Hills High School, San Diego by Jay, Matt, and Mario.

Matt: Dude, let's look us up some Shit-porn!
or
Mario: Dude, did you see that kid who just walked by?
Jay: Yeah, dude. he's such a fucking shit-porn.

by Jay Slaughter December 31, 2007

kiddy porn

A Faggot Who Likes Man Calves And Hitting On Middle School Girls...Also Known To Date Chicks Who Look Like Men And Men Who Look Like... Well Men, Goes By Other Alias's Such As Winger, Dicklicker, Kris, QueerGuyNobodyLikes... and Many More

Kris Likes Kiddy Porn

by SKNY+THEDMND June 27, 2008

foot porn

when your foot looks so much like a sweaty ass that people jerk off to you putting your toe jam all over it

fuck me with that foot porn

by Malook the asian May 22, 2017

kiddy porn

child pornography, pornography that exploits children

I lost my trust in him after he got caught with kiddy porn.

by The Retur of Light Joker September 12, 2011