Tough like shark movie 

When something is as amazing as watching a National Geographic picture of a bunch of sharks going apeshit on something else, usually a human, large chunk of horse meat or a boat.

"Did you see King James posterize Yao?"
"Yeah man, that was tough like shark movie."

Tough like shark movie by WHCIwarrior February 18, 2009

hung like a whale 

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

hung like a whale by Incognitus February 25, 2009

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

Beat like a hooker by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008

Aging like a president 

Aging more rapidly than normal due to stress and over-working, the same as Presidents, who seem to age prematurely while they're in office.

I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.

My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.

Aging like a president by JonaOG October 15, 2009

chop like the food channel 

A phrase uttered by someone else when a woman catches someone's attention with the way she moves her hips and buttocks while she walks in a "chopping" like motion.

Ooh girl, you chop like the food channel!

chop like the food channel by Mighty Mel November 28, 2009

be like nike

To "Just Do It" as nikes slogan goes.

Brad: I don't know man, should I go out with Brittany?
You: Yea man just be like nike and do it.

be like nike by SoccerKid2013 May 19, 2010

Tastes like college 

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.

Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?

Tastes like college by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010