Love 

That one word that used to mean something but is now only a way for a guy to get inside your pants. it is usually a complete lie and when told "I love you" by a human male you should run away immediatly. If you begin to develop a reaction to these words, please see a brain specialist as soon as possible.

Male: I love you.
Female: Bullshit dude. Bullshit.

Love by Librianna September 23, 2011

Love 

Something taught while one is young. Though a totally false feeling. Completely bogus and a total illusion. Clouds one's mind and blinds one's judgement

I love her

Love by The 13th Doctor October 2, 2011

Love 

Well, love is. When the male and female (bird and bee) do a dance while rimming the stay puft man (ghost busters reference) and then, there is this goat with big horns that has a 3 way with harry potter and a dragon.

Ohh i love you

Love by FISHAYTACOS November 22, 2011

Love 

They will polish the wood bits

Oh my god it must be love - he polished the wood bits before I came over

Love by Leppie February 28, 2013

Love 

When you're mind tells you:
"I'm going to make you feel as though you would die without this person. Even though you have virtually no chance of being with them whatsoever. Deal with it."

Person 1: I love him
Person 2: ...I know that feel

Love by Neki February 15, 2014

Love 

(n). Love can be the happiest, most exuberant time of your life. It can also be a disease. It can mean terrible heart break. It can mean years of heart wrenching sobs without rest.

It can mean that you have now entered the world where the girl of your dreams can/will/already has crush(ed) you like a bug and make your life a living hell, but you still continue to pawn after her like a lost puppy because that's all you're ever good for. You know she won't go out with you because she's way way way out of your league and way way way too perfect for the likes of your sorry ass. But she'll never tell you that and leave you to have fantasies of her and you together. That's the truest meaning of the word.

Girl 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Girl 2: "She will crush you harder than the dirt under your shoes"

Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Guy 2: "She's the only girl who won't get in your pants"

Love by PsychoticBanana May 9, 2014

Love 

Something you shouldn't have to say, you should feel it

I know he loves me without him even saying it.

Love by Rainbowlove May 13, 2014