Mike: Tommy’s got a new GF!
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
by Socktheif June 28, 2022

“Me and my boy just had a shag but it wasn’t gay because we both had socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
by __shagalot December 8, 2020

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock.
In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock
by E is the best suck it nerd June 4, 2021

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...
Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?
Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!
Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!
by Deathofme November 14, 2012
