pocket yeti

When you run over your yeti or coffee cup to the point where it can fit in your pocket like a flask.

Making the best out of a negative experience, I repurposed my damaged coffee thermos into a pocket yeti

by Why not Lad? December 15, 2023

Outta pocket

Used to describe someone whose either out of line or did/say something that was disrespectful

“Hey man did you hear about the dude that exposed half the girls from school?”
“ He’s really outta pocket for that but he’s gonna get what’s coming to him real soon”

by Vonny Darko January 17, 2021

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

tiny pocket dr t

"THERE WERE NO HOT TIPS. ONLY TINY POCKET DR T. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOM!"

tiny pocket dr t

by jeffdiamondchin November 24, 2020

Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021

Fur Pocket

A Place somewhere in the fur of cartoon characters, where they keep important things that they can somehow inexplicably pull out of nowhere. This `nowhere` is actually a fur pocket.

Eg. Grimace keeps a map in his fur pocket in the adventures of Ronald MacDonald.

by Jessie6693 October 3, 2010

Hot pocket

This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum

Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket

by McCray September 19, 2016