Town Unicycle

Where the town bicycle has been ridden by everyone in town, the town unicycle serves that same public transportation but yields much less results. In essence they want to be the town bicycle, but cannot interest anyone.

"That weird rat girl from finnish class is so horny, she's such a town unicycle."

by JerichoWolf June 23, 2019

Charley Town Swap

A deplorable sex act originated in Charleston, SC by meth addicted trailer trash in which one person deposits feces into the anus of another person. The method through which this act is achieved varies by region. The North Charleston Charley Town Swap is the most unpleasant, usually requiring tools to open the anal cavity of person A while person B squats over them like they're a dirty truck stop toilet seat and dumps into them at their leisure.

Joansey gave me the old Charley Town Swap last week and now I think I have Hepatitis.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

G Town

G Town more known as Greeley Colorado is the Compton of Colorado. Riddled with methamphetamine and prostitution. Although you won't find many crips or bloods the main gangs that run Greeley are the Surenos and Nortenos . Sureńos running the east and South side and some hoods on the north side, and Nortenos runnin most of the north and West side. Greeley is a city of which kids start smoking cigarettes at twelve, marijuana at 13, and meth by 14. Nearly half of children in Greeley, drop out at 13 and spend the majority of their teen years in Platte valley correctional facility. Gun shots are a normal accurence in the city if Greeley, killings and violent acts are a constant occurrence. If you ever cross paths from a person of Greeley you shouldn't quarrel with them. They'll stomp your ass before you can finish your sentence if they sense any sort of disrespect.

Where are you from? G Town Ese 970 what's good with It

by 970Ryda February 4, 2018

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche

I been in a valley

You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the

I'm gonna listen to Old Town Road

by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019

sophie towns

most annoying girl in the world. spills her drinks everywhere and will whity on the smell of smoke.

she spilt her drink
oh shes doing a sophie towns

by lilgurlgamer February 16, 2022

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018