Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

by chibangbang December 31, 2010

Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

by This is Manfield January 23, 2011

Left Hand Gulliver

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".

1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".

by franzpolak November 12, 2010

Second Hand Text

The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.

Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.

by momzadork May 14, 2010

frosty hand grenade

Where someone throws a used condom at their partner and a yells "Fire in the hole."

"Dude i cant believe you actually did, the frosty hand grenade."

"I know i hit her right in the face. She had no idea."

by Anthony and Matty January 4, 2009

Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014

Right-Hand Chicken

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)

Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."

by GrandhinabUffeT2014 November 25, 2013