dipmode

to go super fast

when i robbed the 7-11 i hit dipmode and i was gone.

by kraven morehead October 6, 2003

dippin balls

a t-bag on any object and or thing

when that girl passes out im so dippin balls in her mouth

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

Dipard

a person who is a complete and utter asshole and has no more a mission in life but to be a scar the planet has to endure.

That douche bag who always told on you for cheating in 4th grade

the guy who fucked your favorite celebrity

ugly guys in porno movies

ugly people who try so hard to block your cock from beautiful people

guy 1: Have you seen how that Ronel just cock blocked you when you were trying to talk to Cameron Diaz?

guy 2: Oh yeah.... It's just like that time when that quito just decided to exist.

guy 1: ohhh yeah, tch dipards...

by dickwad99 April 27, 2009

dipsy

When a person is slightly drunk and tired and so they become confused in a situation. However, a person is not drunk enough to be tipsy yet, so they are dipsy. A dipsy person is extremely tired and slightly drunk, so they are easily confused in situations

Boy 1: hey how u feeling?

Girl 1: im feeling bit dipsy

Boy 1: why?

Girl 1: I had a late one last night, and I just had a bit too drink

by Will Allfreyyyyy July 2, 2020

pugilistic-diplomacy

When involved in a politically-tense situation and all progress has halted in discussions, it is the practice of applying percussive-logic to your opponent in the form of a beat-down.

"Justin was ignorantly speaking about 'homos' again last night at the bar. But my gay cousin was with us and got really upset. So I stuck up for my cousin and argued with Justin until he threw a beer at me. At that point I switched to pugilistic-diplomacy and prevailed in the argument."

by BangarangYourMom August 22, 2012

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

St. Anns Bung Dipper

when you invite a dude to your house then put peanut butter on his bung then dipp your tungue in it...again...and again...and again.

Man 1: dude, my bung reeks of peanut butter cause i did a St. Anns Bung Dipper last night.

Man 2:I think mine permanently smells like it cause i do it so much.

Man 3: MMMM!!! I can smell it from here!!!

by The Br00talzz March 2, 2009