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wild cum

When having sex or for the ugly's that have to masterbait its when you cum and it goes in all directions ,in come cases you dont even know where its at until you walk a couple feet and feel something sticky on your bare feet .
"so dude did i tell you that i got my jimmy dean smacked around by that girl candice , oh man it was nice but when i finished i had a case of wild cum, that shit ended up being on her ankle , dont even ask me how thats why its called wild cum"
by Avalos May 8, 2008
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cum fart

A stinky fart you get caused by cum you got in your ass via anal sex. Unless your some weird fucker who enjoys sticking syringe tubes up your ass with random peoples cum... in which in case; have fun with that!
*Lets out a wet sounding fart.*
"Dude I think you gave me the cum farts."
by Stonerman420 January 7, 2016
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cum cadet

1a. Someone very into oral and the consumption of the aftermath of which
1b. A person (or persons) associated with the fluffin industry

2a. Insult towards anyone of military status
2b. Deragatory remark in general
1. Yo, Randy we were such rad cum cadets last night for dat hook up!

2. Mark is a cum cadet with a small knob
by Homie Cheese Skillet March 11, 2005
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cum dumpster

a person or object that frequently receives male semen somewhere on the body or object. also refers one who enjoys the act of gargling jizz.
Chuck: Kevin, you have got to stop being a cum dumpster and letting guys cum on your face. You're not the same person anymore.
Kevin: You don't understand. I like it. I don't want to stop because it makes me happy.
Chuck:Well, atleast wipe your mouth.
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cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank
Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico
by Jared April 14, 2005
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e.e. cummings

by Kevin March 26, 2003
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Cum cocktail

A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.
Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."
by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009
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