cluster frigg

A multitude of things going horribly wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- mostly caused by stupidity.

Wow, that guy in the red truck really cluster frigged traffic this morning.

by brown g. November 21, 2010

Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

by Kanary December 28, 2010

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011

chustiny

noun. when stupid stuff happens

your so chustiny

by mitch3456789 June 4, 2011

Cluster Flocking

The process of geese have sex in a large group, diverged from "fucking".

Dude did you see those geese?
Yeah, they were cluster flocking!

by hammerjelly June 6, 2011

clusterbadger

Variant of clusterfuck: a military operation where multiple things have gone wrong.

Origin: fuck is replaced by badger on some messageboards. Users of such boards have assimilated the use of badger into their everyday speech giving rise to some amusing sentence constructions.

What the hell is going on here?
I have no idea. It's a right old clusterbadger.

by beastalina November 16, 2011

cluster muck

A phrase used by Stephen King in 'Under the Dome' a more PC way of saying cluster F&%$!!!! discribes a situation like FUBAR or SNAFU
the snoclops guy..roch ny

after 911 the airports have turned into a cluster muck!

by snoclops December 17, 2012