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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.
Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.
by Superdog- fuschia October 11, 2017
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I don't chase em, I replace em

When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one
Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em
by BiggieBiggieBiggie October 30, 2017
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omg milly its okay don't cry

when your milly is sad you must say this
"your millys sad"

"you say"
omg milly its okay don't cry
by sherman 100 November 6, 2019
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I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
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don't give a flying fuck

Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them
'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'
by iDontTrustYou December 6, 2023
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