ass whipe

its like an asshole..but much worse bc it whipes the asshole..

i fuckin hate david! he is such an asswhipe.

by k*tizzle January 7, 2004

Ass Anchovies

A term frequently used in Texas Hold 'Em, which describes a pocket pair of aces. Also known as "pocket rockets" or "bullets".

"That's right, biatch! You were a fool to go all-in against my ass anchovies!!"

by Bill Striker February 22, 2005

whoop that ass

A derivative of kick your butt.

Let's play chess and I will whoop that ass!

by Twhspe May 15, 2016

Ass Lift

N) 1 a: Similar in theory to the ass hem. The ass lift refers to a more dramatic change directed at the entire ass, the ass as a whole entity. An ass lift changes the overall aesthetic presentation of the ass in an effort to improve its visual reception by members of the opposing gender. Unlike the ass hem, the ass lift is not generally associated with any single gender. Examples of the ass lift can be found in males as well as females.

1. (a) Forget about getting an ass hem, what you really want is a whole ass lifted, anything worth doing is worth doing all the way, right…?

2. (a) I need to get a three day leave of absence next week so I can get an ass lift.

by Tlahtoani Anubis March 16, 2007

ass whisperer

One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.

Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.

Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.

Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?

We did but he was killed in a raid.

by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013

smart ass

Someone who uses sarcasm to make witty points.

Oh that was smart ass-ness? I would have never guessed!

by Forwyn October 9, 2016

Cat-Ass

Jumping onto high surfaces quickly, and silently landing on your ass. The use of arms for balance is strictly prohibited.

Andrew cat-assed onto the roof of his car.

by AndrewRice July 27, 2011